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Ball Is Life Tote
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Ball Is Life Tote

A sturdy canvas tote capable of carrying groceries, laptops, mysterious trinkets, and one raccoon-sized basketball. Screen printed for everyday nonsense.

$24
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  • Printed with neon-powered ink
  • Ships in 3–5 business-ish days
  • 30-day returns on unworn chaos