For snacks
Jimothy approved-ish

Official bad idea
Ball Is Life Tote
A sturdy canvas tote capable of carrying groceries, laptops, mysterious trinkets, and one raccoon-sized basketball. Screen printed for everyday nonsense.
$24
Pick your shell
- Printed with neon-powered ink
- Ships in 3–5 business-ish days
- 30-day returns on unworn chaos